ZOMG! The sugar! It’s advancing to get you! And your little dog, too!
Since today is “National Donut Day,” some bodies affected Big Doughnut would be New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s aing target. Maybe he’d cheep a accessible capital blueprint annual the tooth-rotting, waist-expanding annoyance of Krispy Kremes.
But they would be wrong. In amid media appearances to advance his War on Supersized Joy, Nanny Bloomberg fabricated time to bless National Donut Day.
Fox News reports:
Supersized doughnuts were acclimated as backdrop Friday during a Manhattan commemoration appearance the 75th anniversary National Donut Day.
The accident at Madison Square Park additionally featured a announcement active by New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg.
The Mayor did not use his Twitter annual to advance the National Donut Day proclamation. Fancy that.
When alike Matt Lauer acicular out how antic he is, Bloomberg replied:
One doughnut’s not activity to aching you. In moderation, best things are O.K.
And who gets to ascertain “in moderation”? Why, Nanny Bloomberg, of course. Bloomie’s from the government and he’s actuality to help.
The applesauce of New York City’s Nanny in Chief did not go unnoticed: